The bales of cotton in the blue firmament parted and Venus herself appeared and proclaimed: Here are three cute young girls for you, my impoverished dilettante. Capture their image, and eternalize their loveliness!

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea

It was so , that their unbelievably smooth and long and alluring legs left me with my mouth agape. A tear of joy trickled down my cheek, and then I commenced to photograph like a veritable madman!

That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee

And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me

Oh, to be a comely young lad again and to carouse with this young damnsel in lush green pastures!

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea

But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee

With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me

The eternal deities only know from where these girls came, and where they are going. By Jove, the gods only know, and I - poor I - do not! Woe! Woe!

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea

A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee

It's times like these that I wish there was a kingdom by the sea, and that I was the king of that kingdom, and that the merry maids of that kingdom would be these three.

So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me

Could those legs possibly get any smoother, any sexier, any shinier, any more inviting? Could that smile possibly be any more coy and demure? I think not.

To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.